The Life and Times...
Shout out to my boys Will F and John R. Boats ‘N Hoes for life.
Things I've Learned In The Passed Few Days About Life.
So I’ve had some things happen in my life in the last while and I’ve come to some realizations:
1. You are never too old to call someone names, such as: Dog face, Dog breath, House Haunter, etc.
2. No matter what job you have you can always get bored with it, and that’s okay. There’s always another challenge ahead of you which you can conquer.
3. It’s always nice to love someone and have someone love you. Especially if it’s for who they are on the inside.
That’s all I can think of right now.
True Love?
So the following statements took place between two people that are madly in love:
A- I love you.
E- You smell like strawberries. Why?
A- Oh, it was that gatorade I just drank.
E- Sorry, I meant I love you.
It was quite random, and quite funny. It made my night.
“ you can’t compare policemen and gay unicorns…. different genres!!!!!
Alicia Montana
The new Diversity Coordinator, and also one of the coolest people I know.
The cookie monster is my favorite. He is definitely good enough for me. and by good enough, I mean he is an integral part of my life. I even have a cookie monster lightswitch.
Work at 9:53 a.m.
So this was the conversation my boss and I had via messenger when he was 2 feet in front of me. Also, he has a “special bond” with my brother.
A. DeSpain says:
Can i have a hug?
Dylan says:
no fuck off
A. DeSpain says:
Dylan,
I love you
Dylan says:
dear Not James
eff off
This conversation never ceases to make me laugh.
Quite possibly the one of the greatest comics in the history of mankind.
This is very true. I would be afraid of this spider.